Welcome to the Fastest Gift Shop in the East!
the Jailhouse Junk Gift Shop
We got some mighty fine junk to ease your shopping jitters. Browse through the shop to see if anything tickles your fancy. Now don’t get all upset because the shop isn’t some fancy online retailer like Amazon – it is called the Jailhouse Junk Gift Shop for a reason. Now go on and get to lookin’! We hope to see you round here soon! Or just buy all this junk online. Either way, we thank you for stopping by.
Browse the following categories:
We got the DRINKWARE for your moonshine!
We got the CLOTHES for when you get outta jail!
We got the TOYS for the kid in you or your kids!
We got the HATS for the, well, to cover you head!
We got the JEWELRY, now don’t go askin’ where we got it from!
We got the signature JUNK in the Jailhouse Junk Gift Shop!
And we got all the ALCATRAZ EAST stuff you may have missed on your way to jail!